THE GIMP ARM IS A BABE MAGNET! Man, I cannot tell you how many times people have stopped me and asked what happened. Depending on their A/S/L, I tell them different stories.

Office people/ Old people - "Oh, I slipped off the railing of my boat and bumped my elbow on the fiberglass."

Young Men - "Well, I come from a long line of bear wrestlers and I was trying to wrestle a panda, but it fucked my shit up! Oh, and I learned Pandas are not even bears... They're cute though, right? Hey, so ummmmmmm my name is Ryan and I like zombie movies."

Young Woman/ Children - "Masturbating accident."

Haha. When I want to look for something funny, I turn off my brain and something definitely not p.c. pops into my head. And when I was looking for a crazy picture today, I typed in "1930 negro porn" and then starting look at the pictured. WELL, my boss came up behind me to tell me about a meeting and she LUCKILY did not see anything... WOO! SAFE! How the hell could you explain that one?

I'm pleading the Fifth if anyone from my work sees this.