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Monday, November 3, 2008
Brent, I dedicate this question to you
WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE DECENT, CRAZY AS BALLS, FUNNY, CREATIVE and GOOD-NATURED GUYS?

I want to go on a date, and for it to be awkward and for that flirty half-touching to happen. I WANT BUTTERFLIES AGAIN. I want to sweep someone off their feet first, then they can sweep me off mine.

LOVE, man. 'Cos I am bored as fuck.
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Dear Diary,
I figured it out, I figured out why I snap back with obtuse emotions...
It's my shield, like the Hyrulian one Link has.
It's message might be true, but it's blown up to a portion I get embarrassed of.
For me, friends don't date friend's ex's. I KNOW I'VE BROKEN THAT RULE, OKAY? I was young and fell for those sweet, sweet lips. But seriously, it's just awkward as fuck for me. So, through my past outbreaks/experiences, I know when to bring up the fine print.
Yeah.
And Diary, thank you for listening.
Hugs and Kisses,
Ryan
P.S.- My toothbrush has lipstick on it.
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