Brent, I dedicate this question to you

WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE DECENT, CRAZY AS BALLS, FUNNY, CREATIVE and GOOD-NATURED GUYS?

I want to go on a date, and for it to be awkward and for that flirty half-touching to happen. I WANT BUTTERFLIES AGAIN. I want to sweep someone off their feet first, then they can sweep me off mine.

LOVE, man. 'Cos I am bored as fuck.