The Paralympics are an amazing testament to the endurance and adaptability of man. I admire everyone who is able to triumph over their disability. When I first saw the pictures from the 2008 Beijing Paralympics, I was awestruck. Mainly, because my ultimate fear is to lose a limp and have a stump. However, I would get a sweet hook and/or projector on my stump. It would be the most amazing and lovely stump of all stumps. Is it bad to say stumps? ANYWAYS, I thought it was so cool. 

LOOK:

Sweet huh?

However, I think the mascot is a little unfit for these games... 

Look at it dance! 

That's like when the Home Extreme Make Over guy told the girl with no legs that there a lot of leg room in their new car.

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