Tuesday, October 28, 2008

My quick summation of my trip to Denver:

- Made Tyler nearly faint in my arms when I ran at him screaming at the airport. He had no idea I was coming. 
- Had a penis shoved in my hands while dancing
- Saw Barack Obama speak
- Went to Art Museum and fell in love with Daniel Sprick
- Made a boy fall in love with me from 10 seconds of 4 a.m. piss drunk sloppy kissing
- Had a middle aged woman show me how she would get fucked if she joined the Mile High club
- Saw Geneive's titties
- Met Scarlett Johansson's twin brother. Proceeded to hit on him and tell him dirty jokes. And had my friend Megan sleep with him just so Tyler and I knew how big he penis was.
- Lost my phone (of course)

That's all I can remember right now, I am still haggard and exhausted from non-stop running around. I felt so horrible leaving Tyler behind, that boy completes me. 

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