Dank

I'm fascinated with the sheepness of people. After all, I am in the business of persuading the public through media and entertainment. Sarah Palin? Total PR move. Complete and utter flash grenade eight weeks before the election. McCain gave America a conservative Sharon Osborne with family problems, a Disney story background and hot tits.

Tina Fey as Palin:

CLICK MEH.

I'm bummed! This whole having one full functioning arm is killing me! I'm so stir-crazy! I catch myself dreaming out doing push-ups and yoga. HOW GAY, RIGHT? Especially because I have this awesome workout book I bought at a garage sale. This guy Ralf Moller is a 80's permed babe! And his book is so unnecessarily gay/German.

Thank you, Tristan, for making me gayer.