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Sorry to start with a dead construction... THERE ARE two things I keep forgetting to mention.

1. Everyone should really pay attention to Twitter, it's freakin' sweet.

Here's the textbook definition, as written by me:

"Unlike other social networking sites, Twitter allows text-based posts (otherwise known as tweets) of up to 140 characters in length. These tweets are displayed on the user’s profile and then broadcasted to other Twitter users when they sign on. A selection tool is available to limit the flow of information. Twitter recieves approximately 46,688 unique visits per month.
Users can receive updates via the Twitter website, instant messaging, SMS, RSS, e-mail or through an application such as Twitterrific or Facebook. Several third parties offer posting and receiving updates via e-mail. The “track” filter option allows users to filter tweets by topics and keywords. There is no need to join Twitter to search the tweets database; anyone may access search.twitter.com. However, to begin tweeting, users must register. For more information about tweeting, visit the Twitter help “Knowledge Book”. For up-to-date information about the company, visit the Twitter Blog."

This is the kind of stuff I write for my internship, I find the pop culture information very interesting.

Follow me: ZombiePhobe

What was the second thing I was gonna tell you? Hmm...

This is why I'm not allowed to smoke. But then again my liver isn't allowed to drink. WHAT CAN A MAN DO, HUH? Shit.

Are my balls made of delicious gold? Or gummy bears? CUZ FUCK! I guess it's my season but I am being hollered at like a mother fucker. It's flattering and all, but the attention kind of weirds me out. It's all good, I'm wearing my chastity belt. Remember the first Resident Evil movie? Remember that laser grid? Yeah, that shit will come out if you go anywhere near my junk.