Kate did it again, she left me hanging dry. Oh, woe is me. Eff that, there has been a reason I’ve been so closed off with her. I know her—I know she is master arson, she burns bridges like a mother fucker.
Lesson Learned: Protect self against pollutants. Is there a sun block against crazy fucks?
I’m really excited to see Josh and Ashley on Friday, I miss them a lot. I especially miss my partner in crime! NO ONE DRUNKENLY STEALS SHIT WITH ME DOWN HERE! On that note, I totally sloppily swiped a horny potion from a porn store at 3 a.m. the other night. The clerk had broccoli hair, throw some cheese on that shit and it would have been delicious.
Lesson Learned: Protect self against pollutants. Is there a sun block against crazy fucks?
So, another perk of my job is I’m on the inside loop as far of emerging technology and next generation gaming. However, under strict penalty of hanging, I can’t reveal the information.
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XBOX IS PARTNERING WITH NETFLIX! OKAY!? GEEZ! WAY TO FORCE IT OUT OF ME! This means, you can watch movies from your Xbox-- how fancy.
Lesson Learned: Shut the fuck up.
I’m really excited to see Josh and Ashley on Friday, I miss them a lot. I especially miss my partner in crime! NO ONE DRUNKENLY STEALS SHIT WITH ME DOWN HERE! On that note, I totally sloppily swiped a horny potion from a porn store at 3 a.m. the other night. The clerk had broccoli hair, throw some cheese on that shit and it would have been delicious.
Lesson Learned: Some people just make you feel special, so it’s good to keep them around; especially if you’re in the mood for a felony.
1 comment:
I miss you partner in crime too. I actually miss all of you. Like more than I should really. Considering I spent all of three days up there... and I was drunk and don't entirely remember all of it.
It's stupid really. Why are you guys so awesome, and more important why are you so far away... and why don't I get any vacation.
GOOD NEWS. I have a window and might actually get a sun tan while working. Just on my left forarm... and just between 4 and 5.
SEXY.
I'm going home.
Oh and don't give up on everyone there are some people in this world who are actually loyal and great and can juggle.
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