Hey Mom, aren't I great?

My Livejournal is going to have nothing on this. 

I'm not going to use this as an avenue to vent my life frustrations. I intend to discuss the quirks, quivers and all that is hilarious within this space. Blogging about drama is passive-aggressive and that ain't me. 

You know what's funny? Everything, you can find anything funny. To quote one of my good friends, "It's all about perspective." SO OPEN YOUR EYES, let's examine life.

Man, you know what's really a bone-tickler? 

That is your man, Jordan. YOUR MAN... And titties. See, my roommates and I have this trashy lil' game— whenever a-not-so-eye-pleasing person is spotted, it's a race to assign them to one of your friends as "YOUR MAN!" It's a bitch of a sport, but at least it gets us through the day. Make peace with yourself before attempting to play. 

OH, I have ADHD so be prepared, it can get out of hand.